It was supposed to be a romantic getaway weekend. It has become... complicated.

When Sylvia arrives at a charming English cottage for a secret rendezvous with her not-quite-ex-husband, she's ready for passion, intrigue, and maybe a little light reconciliation. What she gets instead is a weekend of escalating chaos, mistaken identities, slamming doors, and more people showing up than any cottage—no matter how charming—was ever meant to hold.

There's her husband. And his wife. Wait—his OTHER wife? And who's that in the cupboard? Why is someone hiding under the bed? IS THAT A BODY?!

Sandy Rustin's The Cottage is a love letter to classic British farce—think Noël Coward meets a runaway train. It's a whip-smart, breakneck comedy where every entrance makes things exponentially worse (in the best possible way), every secret spawns three more secrets, and the lies pile up faster than the characters can keep track of them.

Expect impeccable comic timing, spectacular misunderstandings, and the kind of laughter that makes your face hurt. This is theatre at its most gleefully ridiculous—sophisticated, silly, and absolutely irresistible.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable giggling, admiration for anyone who can keep a straight face onstage, and a sudden desire to check your own closets for stowaways.

Pack your bags for the cottage. Just... maybe don't tell anyone you're going.

When:

• Friday, September 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
• Saturday, September 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
• Sunday, September 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
• Friday, September 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
• Saturday, September 12, 2026 at 7:30 PM
• Sunday, September 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM

Where: Greenville Municipal Auditorium - 2821 Washington St, Greenville, TX 75401

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